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The Boozefighters Go To
Texas A&M

Saturday Sept 11, 2004, was a special day for several reasons.  One, was the parade downtown Fort Worth put on by our own 9 Toes and Horse.  The second was meeting at Loco Cycles in Waxahachie (Gene Long and Todd Jackson’s V-twin heaven) that afternoon.  At 5 pm we took off for the 150 mile trip to Bryan/College Station.  15 motorcycles banded together with Big John leading the way headed south.  One quick stop just south of Waco for gas and before you know it we were there.  We were going to a new bar named Rising Sun.  The owners of the bar asked their manager, Pat, to get us to help them open the bar.  We arrived, went in, and sat down in time for the help to start serving us double meat burgers and fries.  JQ did not want to wait for his so he was munching on one of the girls before she could get it down.  Munching on the girls hamburger was what I meant to say.  Not on one of the girls.  We had several girls in tow which made it all the merrier.  My daughter’s Desi and Scarlett both live in this town and were the reason we had been invited and they joined us for dinner.  The drinks and the music started flowing as well as some pool.  The Rising Sun has pool tables, dance floor, and some good food.  Soon I was cornered by Pat and he wanted to ask me if he could marry my daughter Desi.  Now we know why we came down.  I agreed and offered this advice about marriage,” who the hell knows anything really about how and why a marriage works, just give it your best shot.”


Pat and Desi were happy and she showed off the ring.  Pat then gave me the keys to 10 double rooms that they bought for us.  Total cost, $1200.  Not a bad deal on an A&M game weekend.  Around midnight the gang all headed for the motel just up the street and settled in for the night.  The cook was left out in the parking lot cooking all night and watching the Loco Cycle truck that was loaded with custom choppers for display on Sunday.

  
Sometime around 6 am, Big John and his roomies went to breakfast and then came down to sample the all night melt in your mouth food being smoked for the Sunday lunch.  Around 11 am, I got there with Jason and we unloaded the truck, put the choppers out, then settled in for some good old fashion BS the way only Boozefighters can tell it.  Lunch came and we ate beef and sausage until we popped.  Back to the porch for more stories, visits by all types of the local population.  They mostly wanted to meet Jason and shake Big John’s hand.  Before you knew it, it was near 4 pm and time to load up the bikes.  A few of the guys left early because they needed to work.  I think Cabo and Driver took off early.  They just wanted to be alone most likely.  Cabo said they hauled ass and what they saw on the way home was a blur.  The moment came to tell my girls goodbye and we loaded in the truck and headed back to cowtown.  Bob on one side, a big tiddy girl that we got to go topless most of the way home, Jason (with his feet on the emergency brake arm), and me driving.  Now that sounded a little sexy but let me tell you about sex.  The whole trip was plagued by some insects the locals call “Love Bugs”.  They call them that because they hook up butt to butt and then just fly around.  Millions of them everywhere.  They get in your hair, on your bike, you had to see it to believe it.  They should just call them the f---ing bugs because that is what they are doing all the time.  Fly united.


As the four of us sat in  the front seat and we tried to catch up with the guys on bikes, you would be amazed at the f------ing bugs hitting the windshield.  Jason said if you gotta go then that is the way to go because you didn’t have to kiss them or even look at em, you just hook up and f---ing fly off into the sunset or the windshield of a truck.  The bar looked good, some of the chicks looked good, the music was a little strange but what do I know.  The best part of the trip?  Seeing my daughters and of course those big old titties on the way home.
Ride on and see you at the nationals ..........Gene
 

           

      

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