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"LOCO LOVE-BUG RUN."
(CLICK THE LITTLE PICTURES
FOR A BIG ONE)

The Boozefighters Go To
Texas A&M
Saturday Sept 11, 2004, was a special day for several reasons. One, was
the parade downtown Fort Worth put on by our own 9 Toes and Horse. The
second was meeting at Loco Cycles in Waxahachie (Gene Long and Todd
Jackson’s V-twin heaven) that afternoon. At 5 pm we took off for the 150
mile trip to Bryan/College Station. 15 motorcycles banded together with
Big John leading the way headed south. One quick stop just south of Waco
for gas and before you know it we were there. We were going to a new bar
named Rising Sun. The owners of the bar asked their manager, Pat, to get
us to help them open the bar.
We arrived, went in, and sat down in time for the help to start serving us
double meat burgers and fries. JQ did not want to wait for his so he was
munching on one of the girls before she could get it down. Munching on
the girls hamburger was what I meant to say. Not on one of the girls. We
had several girls in tow which made it all the merrier. My daughter’s
Desi and Scarlett both live in this town and were the reason we had been
invited and they joined us for dinner. The drinks and the music started
flowing as well as some pool. The Rising Sun has pool tables, dance
floor, and some good food. Soon I was cornered by Pat and he wanted to
ask me if he could marry my daughter Desi. Now we know why we came down.
I agreed and offered this advice about marriage,” who the hell knows
anything really about how and why a marriage works, just give it your best
shot.”
Pat and Desi were happy and she showed off the ring. Pat then gave me the
keys to 10 double rooms that they bought for us. Total cost, $1200. Not
a bad deal on an A&M game weekend. Around midnight the gang all headed
for the motel just up the street and settled in for the night. The cook
was left out in the parking lot cooking all night and watching the Loco
Cycle truck that was loaded with custom choppers for display on Sunday.
Sometime around 6 am, Big John and his roomies went to breakfast and then
came down to sample the all night melt in your mouth food being smoked for
the Sunday lunch. Around 11 am, I got there with Jason and we unloaded
the truck, put the choppers out, then settled in for some good old fashion
BS the way only Boozefighters can tell it. Lunch came and we ate beef and
sausage until we popped. Back to the porch for more stories, visits by
all types of the local population. They mostly wanted to meet Jason and
shake Big John’s hand. Before you knew it, it was near 4 pm and time to
load up the bikes. A few of the guys left early because they needed to
work. I think Cabo and Driver took off early. They just wanted to be
alone most likely. Cabo said they hauled ass and what they saw on the way
home was a blur. The moment came to tell my girls goodbye and we loaded
in the truck and headed back to cowtown. Bob on one side, a big tiddy
girl that we got to go topless most of the way home, Jason (with his feet
on the emergency brake arm), and me driving. Now that sounded a little
sexy but let me tell you about sex. The whole trip was plagued by some
insects the locals call “Love Bugs”.
They call them that because they hook up butt to butt and then just fly
around. Millions of them everywhere. They get in your hair, on your
bike, you had to see it to believe it. They should just call them the
f---ing bugs because that is what they are doing all the time. Fly
united.
As the four of us sat in the front seat and we tried to catch up with the
guys on bikes, you would be amazed at the f------ing bugs hitting the
windshield. Jason said if you gotta go then that is the way to go because
you didn’t have to kiss them or even look at em, you just hook up and f---ing
fly off into the sunset or the windshield of a truck. The bar looked
good, some of the chicks looked good, the music was a little strange but
what do I know. The best part of the trip? Seeing my daughters and of
course those big old titties on the way home.
Ride on and see you at the nationals ..........Gene



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